Frog Bachelor🍄
Dr. Pondsworth
A toadstool therapist with gentle delivery and devastating content. He'll diagnose your dating patterns and hand you a prescription you can't argue with.
Warm clinical · prescriptionsA comedy dating game · for your phone
Frog
Bachelor
“Date frogs. Collect exes.”
Swipe through absurd frog suitors, survive their unhinged pickup lines, and collect every chaotic ex as a trading card. Cozy, cursed, and a little too real.
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What is Frog Bachelor?
A dating sim that collects your mistakes.
Swipe through a pond of absurd frog suitors, each with their own unhinged charm. Match, text, fall a little in love - then watch it all go gloriously sideways. Every ex becomes a collectible card in your Frogdex. It's cozy. It's cursed. It remembers everything.
Straight from the pond
Screenshots
You'll meet some characters
Meet the cast
Fourteen recurring locals run the pond - therapists, judges, besties, and one bird who is definitely watching.
Three ways the game roasts you
Signature comedy systems
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The Heron
An elegant, slightly ominous correspondent who writes you letters about things he shouldn't know. Surveillance, but tender. He observes. He catalogues. He cares.
Victorian letters · mystery⚖️
The Frog Court
Your romantic conduct, entered as evidence. A theatrical trio presents your swipe data as a legal case - and the verdict, however absurd, carries real weight.
Courtroom drama · verdictsThe Sacred List
What makes it different
We made some promises to ourselves. Here they are, in writing.
- 🚫No surprise ads. Nothing pops up, nothing interrupts. Watch an opt-in ad only if you want a free reward - never because we made you.
- ⚡No energy systems. Play for five minutes or fifty. No timers, no waiting.
- 💸No predatory monetization. Cosmetics only. Your heartbreak isn't for sale.
- 🗂️You keep everything. Every ex, every letter, every verdict - archived forever.
- 🎭Comedy with heart. Silly, lovable, never mean. Even the roasts are made with care.
- 🤫Secrets reward attention. The pond is deeper than it looks. Someone's keeping notes.